Headlines: 2020

A nonsense poem of the past year.

VIRUS SEEKS VOLUNTEERS FOR VACCINE TRIAL

Economic Outlook Involved in Fatal Hit-And-Run

FAUCI WARNS, KICKS AND BITES PRISON STAFF

Bleak jobs numbers end peacefully

Santa to be banked for nursing homes

Space Command is no Biden

Trumpism in limbo

Treasury, Commerce Departments Retire

Lawmakers shoot down suggestion outside motel

Trump Admin. and Conspiracy Theories Coming Together in “Great Conjunction”

(all the while Barry the two-headed
pigeon tap dances on the head of a
pin, spinning the news cycle into
overdrive)

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